NOTE TO MR BEARD (INSANE OF THIS PARISH)

You have been found guilty of referring to WAVs website as a link in your previous post, found guilty as charged (Shut up, I'm the judge here!), and have been sentenced to life imprisonment listening to some wonderful English (sic) Cittern, and English (sic) Recorder music, at a level only normally found at a Motorhead gig (you know them. That American Pop combo!),
Whilst watching (English) Woman with enourmous veined arms, Sumo Wrestling......with a dog. (English Setter obviously)
Second thoughts you can't have the last bit, you might enjoy it!!