I am informed by way of my solicitor relaying a coxmmunication from his solicitor that Mister Writt Zeo Reillia, born in Dublin of wayfaring ne'er-do-wells in 1953, does stoutly protest that his fancy pants have never been anywhere near a dead cow, and requests you apologize for your insufferable insouciance or your ineffable ebullience, whichever comes first.


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