Peace: "BUT, will any of the candidates promise--on pain of getting their cajones crushed in the slamming closed of a tawdry novel about the 'cons and their efforts to make Halliburton a Department of Internal Revenue subsidiary--NOT to invade Andorra? "

For the record, Peace, the only candidate that has "cajones" would be Sarah Palin (and then only if we superimpose American English slang onto a perfectly innocent Spanish word and then double her allotment *g*).
If you you're asking Obama and McCain (or Biden), I presume you mean "cojones").

Genie

(Good question you pose, though.   But I thought the neocons were trying to make Halliburton a new cabinet dept.)