Perhaps if it was revealed that Harper and Dion are secretly both transvestite lycanthropes who like to go "moonlighting" together? That could throw a wild card in and put the NDP on top this time. If so, they'd be so stunned that they would probably just babble in confusion for a few months while they tried to come to terms with the situation. ;-) Then the business community would get together and do everything possible to destroy their government's effectiveness, thus guaranteeing its virtual extinction at the next federal election.