Try back slanging car park and see what you get!!

If we want to creep sideways again, Navy (Merchant that is) slang for a *Sherman* is a Portuguese Hand Pump.

Woody Allen said it was sex with someone you love......

There was a case in the USA of a woman claiming outrageous damages due to an RSI (repetative strain injury) - it seems she worked for a sex chat line and would masterbate up to 8 times a day.......

LTS