Very entertaining thread. Some of it reminded me forcefully that I do not understand the clever use of irony, satire and just plain tongue-in-cheek-ness. The only thing that comes through clearly is that real affection is being expressed, such as with: "Not an indication of any real back-bone, honesty or integrity to be found in any of you, the lot of you are more to be pitied than censured."

I plan to utilize that little gem as soon as the moment presents itself.

But this one I am most fond of: "Another one that might be applicable Kevin - Kippers - Normal appearance yellow, two-faced and gutless." Ah! Bless us all! That nuance I do understand.