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Thread #114642   Message #2448603
Posted By: Rapparee
23-Sep-08 - 09:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
Subject: RE: BS: Big Mick is running for President !!!
Chongo has asked me to answer these questions for him:

1) Why were jujubes four for a penny when I was a kid and now they cost thenty times that?

Because Canadian pennies aren't worth what they used to be worth in jujubes. I Chongo will fix that when he is elected by making Canadian pennies worth exactly the same as US pennies.

2) Do any of you play golf when you should be in a church of some sort?

I don't play golf, and Chongo chases his balls around a meadow for other reasons.

3) What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?

Those eleven secret herbs and spices really make the meat extra tasty, and even the breading is good.