The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113768 Message #2448920
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
24-Sep-08 - 09:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008!
"How to Start a Divorce"
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror
remarked to her husband,
'I look horrible, I feel old, fat and ugly. Pay
me a compliment!'
He replies,
'You have perfect eyesight!'
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"Gift for a Wife"
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees
he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said.
"Last week I asked her what she wanted for
her birthday."
"And???" Bill asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me
something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Bill.
"I bought her a deck of cards!!"