With NTL, you pay your line rental (£9.25 a month?) and get some cable channels, cheaper call charges and free internet. In theory anyway. In practice, the NTL box I've got is an ugly big bit of plastic which isn't particularly nice to use and gets quite hot, the cable channels are crap (although you do get static-free versions of the normal channels), and they've still not sent me the CD for their free internet. *sigh*

Grab.