The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #114620 Message #2449205
Posted By: Donuel
24-Sep-08 - 04:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Robber Barons 08
Subject: RE: BS: Robber Barons 08
The Bail out blues
(spoken)
Alcoholic Wall St.
went on a bender.
Whew did they get drunk.
They passed out cold on the Street
When they woke up
they went to their blender
without booze their poor heart sunk
they looked in the fridge then they threw up
(sung)
They lost all they had
other people's homes
and a billion loans.
The economy looked bad
The Bush Brokers had an idea
We know how to bail you out
A Trillion dollar drink
is what its all about
The neighbors all chipped in
and the Bush brokers bought the booze
they opened Wall Street's mouth
and poured the green gold ooze
Give a drunk some alcohol
like money down the sink
Ask them why they need your money
they'll smile but they won't blink
Chorus
Hands in the air you taxpaying jerk
I need all your dough
Hurry up you ass holes
and no one here gets hurt.