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Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are now? Wall Street is now being called Wal-Mart Street.

Some good news for the economy. President Bush went on a month-long vacation.

President Bush unveiled his new economic stimulus plan this week. It was reported that if the plan passes, the president himself would save $44,000 in taxes, Dick Cheney would save $327,000, and you could afford to take the whole family down to Burger King to pick up job applications..

Al Gore says President Bush's economic plan has zero chance of working. Now, this raises on important question: Bush has an economic plan?

President Bush hosted something called the President's Economic Forum down in Waco, Texas today. Waco. Apparently Jonestown and Guyana were booked up. When I think of government policy that works, Waco is the place to go. He invited members of small business to the summit. He was going to invite big business, but they're all in jail.

In a speech yesterday in Milwaukee, President Bush vowed to do whatever it takes to keep the economy strong. In fact he said that if he needs to, he will take vacation for another three months..

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