Hello Surrey(pedant)Singer.

I reserve my right (as an Englishman) to alter peoples names as often as I like, so there!
It's called the "Folk Tradition"

Back to your practising, wench.

To all others, what I do with my left hand is my own affair.
At least it's done behind closed doors with the curtains shut and the lights off.

What WAV does with his left hand, doesn't bear thinking about.