John: Hey, what's up?

Sarah: Not much.

John: I heard you shot a moose.

Sarah: Yeah

John: I hear you are against abortion.

Sarah: Yeah

John: Well, that's about all I need to know. You have the job.

Sarah: That's awesome, Senator McCain.

John: Call me John.

Sarah: Okay, ahhhh, John.

John: You have any other questions?

Sarah: Like what?

John: About anything.

Sarah; Nope.

John: Great, and by the way, nice tits.

Sarah: Thanks.

(Source: The Independent News Network Corp. (INNC) who scooped the entire interview and has tapes of the above interview.)

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