John Tams

'And go we must - no longer can we tarry'

Jez Lowe

Greek Lightning - whole song but especially

'At the wettest of Durham big meetings/oh how your heart it was easily won/I shouted for tunes by the Beatles/not that fat man from Athens they kept putting on' & 'Sometimes call me a coww then you think I'm your mam'

Loads more by Robb Johnson, Tom Bliss, George Papavergis spring to mind but Dave Vermond's

'We're raffling off the headmaster to pay for the new school roof' is one I have never forgtten!