An urgent call was received via satellite transmission recently from the tri state area, where the cranky but brilliant Dr. Gregory House practices medicine:


SOS SOS EMERGENCY...at least nine men are CHOKING simultaneously -they can't breathe!!! they can't get up!!! they are gasping for air!!!!CHOKING inexplicably CHOKING and AMAZINGLY it seems to be contagious cross species as an entire PEN OF BULLS are CHOKING at the very same time!!!!! EXPIRATION IS IMMINENT!!! the situation is DIRE!!! MEN AND BULLS ABOUT TO FLATLINE!!!!! Dr. House !!!PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY!!!!


and the reply from Greg:

"Forget it suckers...even I can't save the METS."


THOSE BUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!