And the first prize of this competition goes to:

Perhaps the appropriate response would have been to congratulate her on her fluent English. Paul Burke
Well said! Martin Ryan

In this man's humble opinion this is the funniest contribution so far. [Opened the browser today for the first time after a fortnight of tedious defragmentation of my hard disc, and got a lot of laughter just in the first thread I opened.]

Sing and enjoy
Wilfried