"Ma'am? Please step out of the car. Thank you. If you'd just get up there in the stirrups...right. Okay, this will just take a couple of seconds...no, I'm not a gynecologist, I'm a State Trooper...Ma'am, please get back on the table...Ma'am, I'll have to use force if you don't cooperate...

AAAHHHH!!!

Fred...Fred...she kicked me in the balls...Fred? Fred??"