WAV, I'll repeat this slowly: Ruth Archer is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. If there are real Ruth Archers in the world, no doubt they've had their characters blackened far more comprehensively by the Ambridge Dairymaid herself and her adulterous meanderings with the cowman.

Anyweey, Deeeeeeyvid, I still think you're a reeeeeeeycist. OOOOOOOH NOOOOOO!!!