I knew I shouldn't have stopped reading this thread - I've just been catching up, and I'm getting very confused. Apparently Ruth wants to put her bum on WAV's list and Diane is just as qualified as he is, although Eliza may or may not be as good at he is on the plastic recorder. I think that's everything. But why do people keep saying 'Volgadon'? It should be 'He who must not be named', surely?