You got lousy Countdown in your country.

In England, you get nine letters and you can choose vowels or consonants, and the one who makes up the longest word wins that round. Every three rounds there is a numbers round and at the end, there is a conundrum. Coupled with exciting theme music by Ronnie Hazelhurst, and a sexy looking lady doing the sums on a blackboard, its quite a good programme.

You would like it better than that rubbish.