Oh everyone do listen to the above. Wav - I listened, and I thank you for the best belly laugh I have had for months.

Poetry it isn't. Song it isn't. It is wonderful comedy - honestly.

If you're not an intentional comic you should be.

Musically lacking, with the most tortured non-English stress patterns I have ever read or heard, it is the height of unintentional(?) farce.

I thank you sir for the tears of laughter; for the ache of the laughing muscles in my stomach, for the almost dislocated jaw and for the hyperoxygenation that can only come from the best act of the best comedians.

Are you real or are you an invented persona?

Stu