Mary had a little lamb
She thought it rather silly
She threw it up into the air and caught it by its
Willy was a bulldog sitting in the grass
Along came a bee and stung him on his
Ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a policeman pulling up his
Flies are a nusance, bee's are worse
This is the end of my little verse


Ooh! Aah! Ive lost my bra, I left it in my boyfriends car!


Kermit the frog got a smack in the gob,
For messing around with Miss Piggy
He pulled down her knicks
And squeezed her big tits
And now shes got three little piggies!


Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And everytime the lamb cried out
The bulldog used to fuck it!

Eeny meenie miney mo one:

There goes the monkey
running through the country
fell down a dark hole
Split his little arsehole
What colour was the bloody blood?


There was a vampire called Mabel
Whose periods where very unstable
Every full moon she'd pull out a spoon
And drink herself under the table!