Wrap the tape around something large and cylindrical. (I said LARGE, like one of those document-protector tube thingies you put your Farrah Fawcett posters and diplomas in. Or a carpet roll thing.

Wrap the tape sticky side out around your whole body and roll around on the blanket. Don't use duct tape, or you'll be doing a Cleopatra imitation. Make sure you can get to the phone just in case, and wear some sort of non-silly clothing.

You can get that wide packing tape.
Get one of those fake velvet blankets, lay it down on top of the Pendleton Blankie and pull it across. It will brush the lint off. This works, but make sure you have a 'buddy' and a defibrillator, because the static electricity shock is gonna knock your ass out.