"Like as the 'Art desireth the waterbrook, so longeth my soul after," a heck of a lot better hints that what I've got to work on so far!!!!

C'mon, boy! You can do better than that! At this rate, you're gonna end up with jalapeno chocolate moisturizing cream for those knobbly knees!

More hints! ... or you'll leave me to my own devices, and then I'll only be reigned in by the paranoias of the postal service.

Let the games begin ...

SotA

p.s. regards to Jen
p.ps. isn't there an addition expected in the family?