So Don, sorry mate. You've got to severely limit your repertoire FROM NOW ON. And reciting Hiawatha won't do I'm afraid.

For myself I seem to be stuck with 'Sumer is icumen in' but I don't have the earthy voice necessary.

By the way WAV 'Ye' is not olde Englishe for 'The'. The character is not 'Y' but thorn,and is best represented by 'The'.

And above I think you ran short of the double full stop e g e.g..

Stu