The real truth is this, eh? I cawgt Shane stealin' my beer and smokes far too flippin' many times, eh? So me an my buddies are gonna hang the flipper by his mungoberries offa the big maple tree in the back yard. And then we are gonna have a barbykew at the same time and invite some good-lookin' babes over and we will all party whiles he is hangin' there yellin' and screamin'. Ha! ha! It's gonna be a lotta fun, eh? We will throw emptys at him have a wet T-shirt contest and all and he will have to flippin' watch it all whiles he is hangin' upside-flippin'-down and naked as a flippin' Bluejay! LOL!

But Rapaire has got the day wrong. We are gonna do this on the weekend. I got it arranged for Saturday aft.

- Don McBride