A man got a phone call from his doctor's office. The doctor said, "I've got some bad news, and I've got some even worse news."

"Uh oh," said the man, "what's the bad news?"

"Well," replied the doctor, "you remember those tests we ran about a month ago? They came back, and the results say you only have thirty days to live."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed the man, "If that's the bad news, what could the even worse news be?"

"Well," said the doc, "we misplaced your phone number and just found it today. The test results came back twenty-nine days ago."