Gooooooood Mornnnnnin' Albeekirkeeeeeeeee!

Yes indeedie, you diddee, diddums - just not very useful ones! So you're a senior who wants for gender, preferably in green, and you like books but don't want any, and like CDs but don't want any, and you don't want any DVDs either. Or jewelry.

OK - so I know your shirt size but ... T-shirt? I need something more challenging that that!

And I don't think I'll get a small block of gold for under $20. Or a bike.

Mind you - I'd be quite happy to send you a voucher worth 3 hours of ignoring yard work. I'll sit in my own and ignore it on your behalf. I will not, however, harass a barista for you; might happily flutter at a baristo though.

OK - there might be some mileage in the folk dancing and Renaissance Faire bits ... but we might get back into CD/book territory again.

BUT I WILL PERSEVERE! That is my pledge to you! From hither I shall thither myself thence in search of All Manner of Delights.

I shall keep thee, Arthur, and Thy Faire Guenivere posted ...

SotA