Rita, no offense taken at your 'scolding'. The Getaway was very family friendly and, well, tame. That doesn't mean we didn't let our respective muses loose (and a loose muse is a heckuva lot more benign and inspirational than, say, a loose moose).   But should any non-Mudcatters be lurking (and you are most welcome, friends!), please be advised that the stories told in Song Challenges! and other folk songs should never be confused with historical documents. :)