I KNEW it! I just KNEW it! Amos is being held captive on some remote island which is probably awash in guano half the day and birdshit the other half! No fresh water, no swaying palm for shade, no coconuts to eat, just half-rotted fish and lima beans. I shall notify the Legion and the crack S&R team can begin searching the Adriatic and Bering seas immediatetly.