Missed anything?

Oafs watching association football
Slappers dancing in the street with their tinny speakers balanced on top of parked cars
Rivers of puke running down the pavement in the street
A juke box system louder in the garden than Norcsalodie with their PA system
Cold hogroast with leather crackling and no English mustard


Still, at least by the time I got there there was no margarine (this is not about food).