The beer was good. There was enough meat in my hogroast - maybe I'd have wanted more if it had been hot, and if the crackling had crackled.

Those were the good bits.

Otford is also a pain to get to from Maidstone - old A25,the impenetrable 7oaks road spder's web, and a pain to get home from to Upper Dogsbottom, Webfoot Island, up therandom speed limits of the A225 and then the lane closures on M25 and A2.

Bah. There is another site on which I am "Mr VeryGrumpy".