I've got a bit lost now...what was the bit about figure skaters about?

And any congregation i've ever sat in has never sang one tune. Not intentionally, anyway

Just out of interest, has the 5000 morris dancers post reached 5000?

and Greg Stephens is still a great bloke. That Eliza Carthy,what does she know,eh? I've stood next to Ralph Jordan at loads of parties

That should cover it for a bit. Isn't it time someone entioned Seth Lakeman or Show of Hands...

I really must get a job...

Baz