here's a version of God Save the King that [my daughter and son] proudly made up a few years ago:

Oh, tis our country be
I went to Italy
To see the king
His name was Jackie Chan
He smells like garbage can
He lives like a mouse
In the fat guys house

He fought with girls in court
He got a trial sport
He smells like an oil can
He's Jackie Chan

(They have no more idea what "trial sport" means than we do, but they liked the sound of it.)

Enjoy.
-Jacob {from his daughter Julia, 15, and his son Michael,13}; Arlington, Massachusetts; via electronic mail to Azizi Powell; 3/25/2006

Jackie Chan is an actor, film director who may be best known for his martial arts performances.