WAV - ...if I was as arrogant and ignorant as you Laissez Fairies just claimed, surely I'd be talking in a broad Australian accent, akin to Les Patterson, and trying to Australianise not just England but the whole, pardon my French, bloody island, promoting a British didg., etc.

Ooooh! Get her! Somebody's touched a nerve. I can see the steam coming out his ears from here.