And speaking of Aus., I see Ralphie/Nellie/Chief Laissez Fairy has made yet another comeback to call me a "dullard".

I'm afraid you are, old fruit.

Your 'poetry' is execrable tripe that would make William Topaz McGonagall blush to his roots, your political ideas are juvenile and your views on folk music (albeit coloured by your political views) are risible. I've not heard you sing but, judging by your form, I imagine you to be a poor shadow of Florence Foster Jenkins.

I have idea what a technical certificate might be when it's at home - I imagine it to be like a GNVQ - but I would advise you to try a little higher education. The Open University is a wonderful British institution, and you may well benefit from one of the foundation courses on the humanities.