A few verses my family sings for our version of "Catalina Madelina Hoop-a-stata-walkin-down-the-hoka-polka-loka" was her name

She had a neck like a ten-foot pole
And in the middle was a big, black hole!

She had two feet like bathroom mats
Nobody knows how they got like that!

She worked for a doctor, she made money quick
She stood on the corner and made people sick!

Maybe she was hit by the truck while she was standing out on the corner...