Wesley, if you ever invent a fictional character, write numerous stories about him over a period of several years, and grow to know him well and love him, and have a clear picture in your mind of exactly who he is and what he does...you will react the same way if some dipwad comes from out of nowhere and creates a fictional sister for him with the unlikely name of "Chinga" and then insists she is real.

You won't like it.