At the risk of sounding like Victor Meldrew: I don't believe it!
I haven't been on Mudcat for weeks and now I do I see WAV's insane thread is STILL on the go. Reading through it (only because it's a displacement activity: I'm supposed to be writing something else)Malcolm Douglas' post stands out as the embodiment of both erudition and common sense. Heed him WAV, heed him. And just shut up.