heheheheh -- M. Ted, I think you must have actually _played_ the guitar at some time -- that appears to make you almost unique in this thread.

a lot of this thread reminds me of that old bit they used to do on the Letterman show (long, long ago when it was actually funny) called "Limited Perspective", where the gag would be something like an orthodontist reviewing movies and rating them according to the quality of the actors' teeth.

it's just a silly, silly, silly concept...