You forget that I've been out there, Amos. And to see a cougar in the middle of town like that, well, we have them out here too but we take exception to them eating joggers out there in public in front of God and everybody. I mean, I'm not at all against a natural method of controlling the increase in joggers, but I think they could have at least put a screen around it or something.

And then there are the mudslides. You didn't mention them, either. You can come home one day from the store or the bar and find your neighbor's property is sitting squarely on top of yours and that'll tie you up in court for years just trying to sort out the meets and bounds of the thing, much less who own what.

At least here we recognize that one of these days the Yellowstone Caldera is gonna go BANG! and just accept it. We're not into denial about natural forces like earthquakes and volcanoes and cougars and mudslides and golfers and other natural disasters like Sandiegans seem to be.