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Thread #115214   Message #2466481
Posted By: Azizi
15-Oct-08 - 01:56 PM
Thread Name: Famous People in Children's Rhymes
Subject: RE: Famous People in Children's Rhymes
Here are some examples of famous people in children's playground rhymes from http://www.inthe80s.com/rhymes.shtml {I wrote the names of actual and not fictious famous people in italics}:


Marijuana, Marijuana
PCP, PCP
Betty Crocker makes it,
Ronald Reagan takes it,
Why can't we? Why can't we?

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Joy to the world, Hussein is dead
We barbecued his head.
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down the potty.
And around and around it goes
And around and around it goes.
And around, around, around it goes.

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Whistle while you work.
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie.
Now it doesn't work.

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to: "On top of old smokey" On top of a white roof, all covered with blood
Regan shot Khadafi, with a 44 stud.
He went to his funeral, he went to his grave
Instead of red roses, he threw a granade.
He read in the papers, that he wasn't dead
So he bought a bazooka and blew off his head.

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My name is alli alli chickali chickali pom pom poodles willy wolly wiskers My name is Elvis Presly girls are sexy sittin in a hot tub drinking diet pepsi My name is Cheif Roast Beef

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Michael Jackson (alternate version):
I pledge allegience to the flag; Michael Jackson is a fag.
Pepsi Cola burnt him up- now he's drinking 7UP!
7UP has no caffiene; Now he's singing Billie Jean.
Billie Jean was not his lover and his nose is made of rubber!
Rubberface, but don't repeat it- now his dance steps are to Beat It.
Beat It now & don't you tell her this fine tale about the Thriller.