Oh BOUY. I'm no expert on the SCALES of comedy and not on the NET
often but there is something really FISHY about your last posting on here.
I fEEL this is neither the time or the PLAICE for such OTTER PhISH.
Sorry if I seem a CRAB.
I don't SEA any point going on further so I'll FINish and WAVE goodbye.
I've had a WHALE of a time.

Your faithful nephew

Frazer Mitchell