On the subject of Noah, not many people know that after the flood, God went to Noah and said, "Noah, I need you to build me a second ark!"
"A second ark?" Exclaimed Noah, "But you said you wouldn't flood the world again!"
"Oh no," Said God, "It's nothing like that. I need you to build this ark, and it must be seven storeys tall."
"Seven storeys tall??"
"Seven storeys tall!"
"But why?" Asks Noah.
"Well," Replies God, "Then you must make it totally waterproof."
"Totally waterproof??"
"Totally waterproof!"
"But Why??"
"Well," Said God, "Then you have to fill it was carp."
"FILL IT WITH CARP?"
"Fill it with Carp!"
"BUT WHY???"
"Well," said God, "Because then you'll have a multi-storey carp-ark!"