Hey, Hawkster, you gotta stop the goveling. There's no point. You know perfectly well that Sarah isn't going to have anything to do with you. Why, you may ask? 'Cause you're a damned foreigner. You Canucks keep forgetting that it's our continent, and we're just letting you use the cold parts.
This means that you are unworthy to enjoy the benefit of her company, let alone her loins. As soon as she saw that maple leaf on the front of your boxers, it would all be over but the punching and shotguns.