This is really a new plateau for you, Little Hawk. It is one thing to have imaginary playmates, whole cloth.   But then you went and started making imaginary playmates out of silver-screen names like Ryder and Shatner. Now, you're going one better and setting out to make an imaginary playmate out of a politician who is less qualified than Winona and less reliable than Shatner ... I do swan, you have a way about you.

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