When I came back home, I found my neighbor had run riot in my garden, and chopped down tress sufficient to fill the back of a ute or a trailer.

I lost it, chucked a wobbly and threw all the rubbish she had stacked in my yard other the fence.

Naturally Mr Plod arrived and tried the 'I know when I'm being lied to" trick - so I asked that since had a local reputation of being a nuisance and compulsive liar, and she claimed that she had not done it, did they notice the cameras pointed at the space where teh activity had taken place, and the signs that said that live camera recording was in place? They were going to try to charge ME with violent behaviour, and refuse to charge her for trespass and malicious damage, but I pointed out that I would welcome a chance in court, as the video footage was now safely off my premises.

Change of tune: I was escorted onto her property to carry the stuff out to the footpath.

Serendipity - it was much easier to do that than remove it through my property... and she won't let me on her property. :-)