OK LH, the men in the white coats will be stopping by your place before too long.

Mostly, your delusions have been harmless, nay, even amusing for the rest of the folks here on the 'Cat. Even the wooing of Hilary was seen as rather sweet evidence of the male mid life crisis, but it looks like you've gone straight from mid life crisis into raging senility now! (Actually, though, with the Barracuda's interest in special needs people you might just have a chance with that.)

You have got to get past the hair and the glasses and those winks. If you have retained half a teaspoon of brain cells you would see in a very short time, or when the lights go out, that there isn't a lot more to the Alaskan governor. After all, you need light to field dress a moose.