Hey Little Hawk, Take heart!!..Another 'investigative' media warrior, was hired to find something juicy about her, and heard this conversation, between her, and the ol' man.
S: Todd, please, its been too long since you..well, you know...and I need you..well, to ,..you know.......
T: Ahh, yes Dear,...ummm,..I was going to be on the computer...there's an important....
S:..Oh Honey, you know that, ..well, how much I....
T:...Oh, I know...(rolls eyes)...but...I'll tell you what...
S: I've even bought this new, sexy.....
T: Yes Dear..I know, you've told me a dozen times already...
S:...And I've been anxiously waiting to try it out with...
T: Yes, yes, I know..but..
S: Aren't you even interested??
T: Alright, alright..Let's do it this way..
S: Oh Todd,..Finally.......
T: I have this one thing to do and...
S: Yes??
T: You go up, get ready, ..and..
S: Yes?..Oh, yes???
T: If I'm not up, in 45 minutes..just get started without me.
So, Little Hawk, there you go...actual transcript from the 'secret tapes'...........shouldn't be long now.....it just a matter of time, and the flames of your passion should be...well?...umm...have their turn at being...umm,..put out??? Good luck, and happy moose hunter hunting!