Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME to the Orillia Arena! This first song is dedicated to our own, Little Hawk! (And let's keep those lighters under control. The last time the Fire Department nearly shut us down.) Here they are, the group you've been waiting to hear, the Stinky Bottom Boys!

(Wild Applause)


Hello Sarah P, goodbye heart,
Sweet Sarah P, I'm so in lust with thee
I knew Sarah P, we'd never part
So hello Sarah P, goodbye heart.

Passed me by one sunny day,
Flashed that big brown moose my way
And oooo I wanted you forever more
I'm not one with guts around,
Swear my feet's stuck in the ground
And though I never did meet you before

I said hello Sarah P, goodbye heart,
Sweet Sarah P, I'm so in lust with thee
I knew Sarah P, we'd never part
So hello Sarah P, goodbye heart.

I saw your gun, I heard your voice,
Believe me I just had no choice,
State Troopers couldn't make me stay away.
Thought about a moonlit night,
Your legs around me good and tight,
That's all I had to see for me to say.

Hey, hey, hello Sarah P, goodbye heart,
Sweet Sarah P, I'm so in lust with thee
I knew Sarah P, we'd never part
So hello Sarah P, goodbye heart.
So hello Sarah P, goodbye heart.
Yes, hello Sarah P, goodbye heart.